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Another one of those weeks with constant interruptions. It has absolutely been the trend lately. Stuff like actual meetings with actual human people, or having to go somewhere and do some thing. I was under the misguided impression that winter was supposed to be the time of year everything quietens down a bit, social activities are supposed to cease or at least reduce and you get a chance to catch-up.
Full fucking steam ahead! But hey, it could be orsm website - at least I'm not trans. Alright lets get stuck into this sweet update. Today we've cracked the century barrier for videos, don't even get me started on RS, nude babes in several titillating genres and a fuck-tonne of jokes. If that isn't enough then there's alllllways the Orsm archives.
But for now My girlfriend just text me: "thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegiveme analternative". Anybody know what "ternative" means? It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed wind at orsm website ten times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was doing because it doesn't smell and is silent". The doctor says, coming back from opening all the surgery doors and windows "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week". The next week the lady returns. He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him and smeared the walls with his own faeces.
After that, we never played Monopoly again. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died".
Saint Peter asked the first officer "What did you do with your life? I kept drugs off the streets and out of the hands of kids". You may end the gates". He asked the second man what he did as a police officer. You may enter the gates". He asked the third man what he did as a police officer. I've been waiting for you all day! Watch the gate". I thought to myself "Have they no pride? Little Johnny got up and read his essay. It began "Daddy fell into the well last week There was a guy on the dance floor going mental, twerking, breakdancing, spinning, moonwalking, back orsm website, the lot.
He was the centre of attention. My wife turned to me and said "See that guy? I said "Yeah? I see he's still fucking celebrating! By the time the offending golfer finds him, Bill is already angry and holding an ice pack to his head. As I walked in, I tripped over a shoe and dropped the box. That was the best version of hungry hippo's I've ever seen Sick and tired of hearing these Olympic athletes say 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made'!
What do they want? A fucking medal?
The little old man looked at the priest and said calmly "Well, she's there". Should of seen her face when I drove pasta. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a ham and cheese toastie.
The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, because word gets roundgives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves. The next night, the pub is packed. In walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie, please barman". The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.
The next night there is standing room only in the pub. Coaches have been put on for the crowds of patrons attending. The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year. The barman says "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them ham and cheese toasties". The rabbit looks aghast. The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says "We do have a very nice cheese and onion toastie". The rabbit looks him in the orsm website and says "Are you sure I will like it?
The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think that I would let down one of orsm website best friends. I know you'll love it". The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie. He then waves to the crowd and leaves One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were hiscalls time.
When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. Orsm website barman says "Who are you? The barman says "I remember you. You made me famous. You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous". The rabbit says "Yes I know". The barman said "I remember, on orsm website last night we didn't have any ham and cheese toasties.
You had a cheese and onion one instead". The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it". The barman said "You never came back, what happened? The rabbit said Pedro was a 'man about town' so to speak, but Maria was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon.
So, that night they retired to his little shack. When Pedro was undressing Maria said orsm website Pedro, what is that? And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, and Maria was happy. The next morning Pedro went off to work as usual. When he returned home that evening, Maria was on the front porch obviously upset about something. Thinking fast, Pedro said "Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my very best friend. I had two of them so I gave him one.
He is the only other man in the world with one of those". Maria being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night. Pedro went off to work again the next morning and when he returned home, Maria was very upset, stamping her foot on the porch. Pedro said "Maria, what is the matter now? On the way he encounters a homeless guy, who asks him if he can spare some money so he can buy dinner. Mike takes out his wallet and then pauses.
The homeless guy replies "Oh, I gave up drinking 20 years ago, haven't had a sip since". Mike then says "You know, you should spend the money on fishing equipment, that way it could supply you food more than once". The homeless guy says "I haven't fished for a long time. I don't have the time for it, I spend all my time trying to survive day to day". Mike says "What about spending it on hunting equipment?
That would also supply you with food more than once". The homeless guy replies "Oh, I gave up hunting several years ago too". Mike replies "You know what?
Instead of giving you money I'm going to take you to my home. You can take a nice hot shower and then eat a delicious home cooked meal that my wife prepared". It's much more important that she sees what happens to a man after orsm website gives up drinking, fishing, and hunting!
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope won, they would have to leave.
The Jewish people met and picked an aged but wise Rabbi Moishe to represent them in the debate. However, as Moishe spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a 'silent' debate. On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger.Orsm website
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